Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Pep Talk 101

Welcome to Pep Talk 101

This course is about sex!  In the words of Christina Aguilera, "Let's get Dirrtty!"  What's better than a little dirty talk to spark up the heat between you and your lover?  Nothing!  This shit works wonders.  If you are a shy person, my best advice for you is to start living, but take it slow.  If you aren't use to having your mouth full of filth, take it easy.  It shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks because you are the only two people in the room that I know of ;).  Whisper, moan, spit out a line of filth!  Let your needs be known, after all, your the person who wants to get off here. 
I read an article once about how women hate dirty talk... I lol'ed, literally.  Sure, not everyone likes it, but at least try it once.  Why do you think romance novels consistently sell?  It's like porn to women... full of dirty talk!  Be bold and bossy.  Next time you have sex, make it a mission to speak your mind at least three times during it.  I guarantee your sex life with your partner will improve.  You never know, you may find a new side to the person you are boning. 
Create a sexual fantasy or fulfill one!  If you are a chick, wear some lingerie or whatever your man enjoys, hop on him, take a little control, put his hands wear you want them to go, and use a word he's fond of.  If he is into breasts, take that word and find five other naughtier words for it, and use them!  Be creative.  Ask them who's in control or if they like this or that, but I will give guys a little advice here.  Don't over use the question, do you like that?  That shit gets annoying.  If your lady is squirming around, moaning, and wants more, OBVIOUSLY, she's enjoying it.  If you overly use that phrase it's like you are pointing out you don't have a lot of confidence in what you are doing.  Even if you aren't that experienced, don't point that out during sex.  If you are a guy, women love whispers around the ears, but not IN the ear.  Who wants to whip slobber out of their ear?  No one.  Dirty kissing, nibbling, breathing... we love this just as much as you men.  Be aggressive and don't overdue it.  Women like to get dirty just as much as men, don't let anyone tell you different!  Just keep in mind, if someone says you are going too far or to stop, LISTEN!  Wear that protection and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!         

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