Sex, drugs, and rock n roll... these are a few of my favorite things.
Let me introduce myself and explain the purpose of this whole shenanigan. To start, I'm Peppa J! Peppa because I've got kicks, both good and bad, so be ready. I will never mean to offend anyone and will say sorry ahead of time because I will drop the word FUCK, possibly crack bad jokes that make you want to kill yourself, or even say racist things, but I'm not racist. Have a sense of humor people! After all my motto is to LIVE A LITTLE! In this blog, I will be writing about sex, drugs, and rock n roll... or other media stuff in general. I will be giving my opinion, experiences, advice, stories I have heard, and news thoughts.I've done the whole college thing and have a creative writing background. I know what I'm doing. I like to pretend I live life like a rebel, keeps me on edge, up to date, and random! I will also have a section called 'Pep Talk,' which will be things you want to know before going into the sack! Motivation and advice about sex, who doesn't like that?!?! Let's get this show on the road, and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!
So it's summertime apparently in the state of WI, which right now it's 60 degrees... what a joke. I'm suppose to want to go down to the beach in my bikini (I wear a one piece), check out hot guys (men with hair on their back are my fav), and forget about life for a minute or two. Pass me a joint because this isn't happening with this weather! The one thing that cannot be ruined though is the most amazing music festival, Summerfest! T-time is 9 days, June 29th. If you have not experienced this music festival I highly recommend it because you see EVERY band you want to see for a ridiculously cheap amount of $15 bucks... less you're a geezer it's $3! My parents will be coming here the 29th to experience $3 Hall & Oates, which means I will be kicked to the couch since they're old farts and need a bed or they will bitch for weeks straight about their back pain. I just hope they don't find my sex toys. Remind me to find a new hiding spot! At Summerfest there are 10 different stages that play bands from all over to your liking... the festival goes from June 29-July 10. I will be attending at least 4 days. The main stage is a little more money to get into, but it's totally worth it. I get to see one of my favorite rock n roll-retro bands, The Black Keys, and yes, I may be on drugs at this concert. I cannot wait to write about it. I about peed my pants when I got my ticket and will jam like no other. I will be the chick talking crazy and dancing like I need a new dance instructor, maybe I will look like Helen Keller. I don't give a shit, it's The Black Keys! Excuse me if I come up to you and tell you, you have pretty shiny hair. It's the drugs.
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn! A True Rebel! You will be surely missed.
P.s. That beard got me every damn time, you sexy man!
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