Thursday, June 30, 2011
clay matthews!
Hottest man alive and a Superbowl CHAMPION, and he can grocery shop! Wow... all I have to say!
Also found this on Clay's tweeter page... working out with chains! I don't even know what to say to this. I have the lyric by Kings of Leon stuck in my head now... 'Your Sex is on Fire.' Thank you, Clay Matthews!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Oh, Trevor!
http://mlbfancave.mlb.com/fancave/video.jsp?content_id=15908667&topic_id=19224580&fbid=f9wh4d3OIXp
HAHA, this is great! "Let's see Mariano Rivera do that."
Love the Brewer's! Gotta represent Milwaukee!
HAHA, this is great! "Let's see Mariano Rivera do that."
Love the Brewer's! Gotta represent Milwaukee!
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
legalizing!
http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-things-gay-people-are-going-to-hate-about-gay-marriage_p2/?fb_ref=like&fb_source=profile_multiline
this article made me laugh... a lot.
i have found married people having more sex now that they are married and being spicier, but i have also met married people that have completely let themselves go.
gay sex is spicy. hahaha. oh man.
this article made me laugh... a lot.
i have found married people having more sex now that they are married and being spicier, but i have also met married people that have completely let themselves go.
gay sex is spicy. hahaha. oh man.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Felicity
Stepping onto my porch at 4:00am to say g'night, a morning bird sings its glory, and I praise it in awe. The simple things in life always make me smile. Wearing a mans sweater, I catch a smell of his scent. I feel cozy. A siren starts in the distance, interrupting the sound of peace, only reminding me I live in a city. A city I love dearly. It rides closer, and I wonder who is in harm. I think of their family and that they're okay. I think of my mother. A car pulls up in front of me, two lovers step out, one holding a bag of Chinese food. They meet and lock hands. The man stumbles, showing he is still intoxicated from the night. He laughs, and she speaks, "come on, you goofball." He kisses her forehead as they continue down my street. I felt love and a reminder how great it is. The morning bird flies closer to me, still singing. I feel like him, observing the world and can't do anything but smile. It reminded me to always write precious thoughts. I once heard a quote from a teacher of William Wordsworth, a great English romantic poet, "Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." My heart feels happy. I can rest my head and only think sweet nothings.
Maybe, I just need to Shut the Front Door and get that corny crap out of my head, haha. Good night world... or shall I say good morning!
Maybe, I just need to Shut the Front Door and get that corny crap out of my head, haha. Good night world... or shall I say good morning!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
dude, looks like a lady!
To start... please read this article.
http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979494557
I will not diss Steven Tyler for the fact he is a rock genius! I love Aerosmith! He's 63 and just put out a solo album... not many people can say they have done that! He has hot daughters, survived throat surgery and still sings like an animal, suffers from Hepatitis C, has won over 30 awards just alone with Aerosmith, launched his own Dirico Motorcycle, which he designed, and sits next to hottie Jennifer Lopez in "American Idol."
The one thing I will say though.... Wtf is Liv Tyler's friends thinking?!?! The song 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' is starting to come true with him! Stop highlighting your hair, and your face looks like someone molded it together! I cannot tell what sex you are anymore. You use to be a sexy beast... bring it back!
http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979494557
I will not diss Steven Tyler for the fact he is a rock genius! I love Aerosmith! He's 63 and just put out a solo album... not many people can say they have done that! He has hot daughters, survived throat surgery and still sings like an animal, suffers from Hepatitis C, has won over 30 awards just alone with Aerosmith, launched his own Dirico Motorcycle, which he designed, and sits next to hottie Jennifer Lopez in "American Idol."
Shut the Front Door, Steven Tyler!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Pep Talk 101
Welcome to Pep Talk 101
This course is about sex! In the words of Christina Aguilera, "Let's get Dirrtty!" What's better than a little dirty talk to spark up the heat between you and your lover? Nothing! This shit works wonders. If you are a shy person, my best advice for you is to start living, but take it slow. If you aren't use to having your mouth full of filth, take it easy. It shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks because you are the only two people in the room that I know of ;). Whisper, moan, spit out a line of filth! Let your needs be known, after all, your the person who wants to get off here.
I read an article once about how women hate dirty talk... I lol'ed, literally. Sure, not everyone likes it, but at least try it once. Why do you think romance novels consistently sell? It's like porn to women... full of dirty talk! Be bold and bossy. Next time you have sex, make it a mission to speak your mind at least three times during it. I guarantee your sex life with your partner will improve. You never know, you may find a new side to the person you are boning.
Create a sexual fantasy or fulfill one! If you are a chick, wear some lingerie or whatever your man enjoys, hop on him, take a little control, put his hands wear you want them to go, and use a word he's fond of. If he is into breasts, take that word and find five other naughtier words for it, and use them! Be creative. Ask them who's in control or if they like this or that, but I will give guys a little advice here. Don't over use the question, do you like that? That shit gets annoying. If your lady is squirming around, moaning, and wants more, OBVIOUSLY, she's enjoying it. If you overly use that phrase it's like you are pointing out you don't have a lot of confidence in what you are doing. Even if you aren't that experienced, don't point that out during sex. If you are a guy, women love whispers around the ears, but not IN the ear. Who wants to whip slobber out of their ear? No one. Dirty kissing, nibbling, breathing... we love this just as much as you men. Be aggressive and don't overdue it. Women like to get dirty just as much as men, don't let anyone tell you different! Just keep in mind, if someone says you are going too far or to stop, LISTEN! Wear that protection and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!
This course is about sex! In the words of Christina Aguilera, "Let's get Dirrtty!" What's better than a little dirty talk to spark up the heat between you and your lover? Nothing! This shit works wonders. If you are a shy person, my best advice for you is to start living, but take it slow. If you aren't use to having your mouth full of filth, take it easy. It shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks because you are the only two people in the room that I know of ;). Whisper, moan, spit out a line of filth! Let your needs be known, after all, your the person who wants to get off here.
I read an article once about how women hate dirty talk... I lol'ed, literally. Sure, not everyone likes it, but at least try it once. Why do you think romance novels consistently sell? It's like porn to women... full of dirty talk! Be bold and bossy. Next time you have sex, make it a mission to speak your mind at least three times during it. I guarantee your sex life with your partner will improve. You never know, you may find a new side to the person you are boning.
Create a sexual fantasy or fulfill one! If you are a chick, wear some lingerie or whatever your man enjoys, hop on him, take a little control, put his hands wear you want them to go, and use a word he's fond of. If he is into breasts, take that word and find five other naughtier words for it, and use them! Be creative. Ask them who's in control or if they like this or that, but I will give guys a little advice here. Don't over use the question, do you like that? That shit gets annoying. If your lady is squirming around, moaning, and wants more, OBVIOUSLY, she's enjoying it. If you overly use that phrase it's like you are pointing out you don't have a lot of confidence in what you are doing. Even if you aren't that experienced, don't point that out during sex. If you are a guy, women love whispers around the ears, but not IN the ear. Who wants to whip slobber out of their ear? No one. Dirty kissing, nibbling, breathing... we love this just as much as you men. Be aggressive and don't overdue it. Women like to get dirty just as much as men, don't let anyone tell you different! Just keep in mind, if someone says you are going too far or to stop, LISTEN! Wear that protection and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!
Monday, June 20, 2011
oh boy, oh boy!
Sex, drugs, and rock n roll... these are a few of my favorite things.
Let me introduce myself and explain the purpose of this whole shenanigan. To start, I'm Peppa J! Peppa because I've got kicks, both good and bad, so be ready. I will never mean to offend anyone and will say sorry ahead of time because I will drop the word FUCK, possibly crack bad jokes that make you want to kill yourself, or even say racist things, but I'm not racist. Have a sense of humor people! After all my motto is to LIVE A LITTLE! In this blog, I will be writing about sex, drugs, and rock n roll... or other media stuff in general. I will be giving my opinion, experiences, advice, stories I have heard, and news thoughts.I've done the whole college thing and have a creative writing background. I know what I'm doing. I like to pretend I live life like a rebel, keeps me on edge, up to date, and random! I will also have a section called 'Pep Talk,' which will be things you want to know before going into the sack! Motivation and advice about sex, who doesn't like that?!?! Let's get this show on the road, and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!
So it's summertime apparently in the state of WI, which right now it's 60 degrees... what a joke. I'm suppose to want to go down to the beach in my bikini (I wear a one piece), check out hot guys (men with hair on their back are my fav), and forget about life for a minute or two. Pass me a joint because this isn't happening with this weather! The one thing that cannot be ruined though is the most amazing music festival, Summerfest! T-time is 9 days, June 29th. If you have not experienced this music festival I highly recommend it because you see EVERY band you want to see for a ridiculously cheap amount of $15 bucks... less you're a geezer it's $3! My parents will be coming here the 29th to experience $3 Hall & Oates, which means I will be kicked to the couch since they're old farts and need a bed or they will bitch for weeks straight about their back pain. I just hope they don't find my sex toys. Remind me to find a new hiding spot! At Summerfest there are 10 different stages that play bands from all over to your liking... the festival goes from June 29-July 10. I will be attending at least 4 days. The main stage is a little more money to get into, but it's totally worth it. I get to see one of my favorite rock n roll-retro bands, The Black Keys, and yes, I may be on drugs at this concert. I cannot wait to write about it. I about peed my pants when I got my ticket and will jam like no other. I will be the chick talking crazy and dancing like I need a new dance instructor, maybe I will look like Helen Keller. I don't give a shit, it's The Black Keys! Excuse me if I come up to you and tell you, you have pretty shiny hair. It's the drugs.
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn! A True Rebel! You will be surely missed.
P.s. That beard got me every damn time, you sexy man!
Let me introduce myself and explain the purpose of this whole shenanigan. To start, I'm Peppa J! Peppa because I've got kicks, both good and bad, so be ready. I will never mean to offend anyone and will say sorry ahead of time because I will drop the word FUCK, possibly crack bad jokes that make you want to kill yourself, or even say racist things, but I'm not racist. Have a sense of humor people! After all my motto is to LIVE A LITTLE! In this blog, I will be writing about sex, drugs, and rock n roll... or other media stuff in general. I will be giving my opinion, experiences, advice, stories I have heard, and news thoughts.I've done the whole college thing and have a creative writing background. I know what I'm doing. I like to pretend I live life like a rebel, keeps me on edge, up to date, and random! I will also have a section called 'Pep Talk,' which will be things you want to know before going into the sack! Motivation and advice about sex, who doesn't like that?!?! Let's get this show on the road, and don't forget to Shut the Front Door!
So it's summertime apparently in the state of WI, which right now it's 60 degrees... what a joke. I'm suppose to want to go down to the beach in my bikini (I wear a one piece), check out hot guys (men with hair on their back are my fav), and forget about life for a minute or two. Pass me a joint because this isn't happening with this weather! The one thing that cannot be ruined though is the most amazing music festival, Summerfest! T-time is 9 days, June 29th. If you have not experienced this music festival I highly recommend it because you see EVERY band you want to see for a ridiculously cheap amount of $15 bucks... less you're a geezer it's $3! My parents will be coming here the 29th to experience $3 Hall & Oates, which means I will be kicked to the couch since they're old farts and need a bed or they will bitch for weeks straight about their back pain. I just hope they don't find my sex toys. Remind me to find a new hiding spot! At Summerfest there are 10 different stages that play bands from all over to your liking... the festival goes from June 29-July 10. I will be attending at least 4 days. The main stage is a little more money to get into, but it's totally worth it. I get to see one of my favorite rock n roll-retro bands, The Black Keys, and yes, I may be on drugs at this concert. I cannot wait to write about it. I about peed my pants when I got my ticket and will jam like no other. I will be the chick talking crazy and dancing like I need a new dance instructor, maybe I will look like Helen Keller. I don't give a shit, it's The Black Keys! Excuse me if I come up to you and tell you, you have pretty shiny hair. It's the drugs.
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn! A True Rebel! You will be surely missed.
P.s. That beard got me every damn time, you sexy man!
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