Another session of 'Pep Talk,' which is a section of my blog dedicated to sex! Who doesn't like the idea of that?! I was trying to think of what I could write today for like 15 minutes... there are so many things you could talk about with sex, but I came up with shower sex :-)
Shower sex, sexy! I will note a few things before I get into the types of positions and stuff to help save yourself. One thing I recommend gentlemen is to make sure the chick your about to bang in the shower is somewhat cosmetic free, or you're about to bust your ass laughing at what you thought was hot just becoming a clown with the make-up smearing all over her face. That is not hot and could totally ruin the mood. Second, make sure the water is NOT scorching hot. If it's too hot that can actually cause breathing problems, so hopefully your ass doesn't have asthma or you may be shit out of luck. Men, we all know what cold water does to you, so let's stay away from that too. Third, make sure your bathroom is clean! I will not step into a shower that looks like there is mold all over the ceiling or shower curtain, or your roommates hair building up on the wall that they forgot to clean up. I will not wash you with a nasty bar of soap or smelly sponge. That shit is sick! I want to feel clean in the shower even if we are getting dirty!
Set the mood! IF you want to get all romantic, light some candles, dim the lights down if that's possible, put on some Marvin Gaye or whatever you listen to. Get your lady excited about having shower sex... not all women enjoy it. Miley Cyrus looks ready for this! HAHA
Anyway, who isn't ready for hot steamy water showering over you as you deeply kiss your partner and sensually caress each other? This is all natural and refreshing.
Before actually stepping in the shower, it's always smarter with a chick to start on a dry area... a bed, couch, or the counter. I would recommend the counter more because you guys can check each other out in the mirror and lock eyes... sounds more fun. Check out what you are about to get into! I'm not saying you have to start penetration yet, but the more you lube up your woman, the smarter for shower sex. Caress her, use your hands, and mouth. Rev her up, and hopefully she does the same thing back.
Next, get your booties into the shower, but remember, you are getting into a slippery area. Don't act like wild jungle animals or your gonna see your ass fall and have a broken hip or some shit. That doesn't sound fun. I actually know someone who had that happen to them.
When you first get into the shower, don't rush for sex. Take your time, build up your water bill, FOREPLAY! I cannot push this enough. Massage each other, wash each other. Get the flow going even more. It makes it more erotic. Use scented soaps and oils, enhance the aroma. Foreplay helps lubricate your lady up, which is highly needed in the shower because water washes away natural lubrication. If a chick isn't lubricated and has water in her vag, it can get painful for some or make her feel like she's a virgin again. So be intimate and seduce each other. If you feel more comfortable, buy extra lubrication (non water based kind) and use that to help.
If you have a shower head that is detachable, use it! This will make your lady go wild. The vibrations massaging her clit and jolts of water spitting at it will turn her on twice as much, I guarantee it. It is very common that women use those to masturbate with already. I wish I had one, haha.
When you start having sex, watch the positions you do. No one wants water spurting into their eyes.
Positions to try:
My personal favorite would be the bodyguard! Have the chick spread her legs and put her hands on the wall... like the picture at the top of this article. Bend your knees slightly and go in from behind. It's like spooning but also has similarities with doggy style. You can still continue to caress each other, massage her breasts, or even her clit. This position or even many standing positions may be difficult depending on the height of each person. If you aren't in the shower you can always you a stool or something similar.
Another position you can try is the dancer, which is a little more intimate than the bodyguard. It's pretty much missionary standing up, but the chick wraps one leg around the guy, like she is dancing on a poll almost. It's more face to face and better for kissing.
If you are a more flexible woman, you can do the sex position called the ballerina. It's the exact same thing as the dancer, except you put your leg all the way up over the guys shoulder. You may need to hang on to something, haha.
If you feel you won't fall/slip gentlemen, you can always pick your lady up and have her wrap her legs around you as you support her. Some girls may feel nervous about this position or self conscious about you picking her up, so maker her feel sexy and give her a reason to not feel that way. Just do not drop her, or you are done with that, haha. Grab that booty while you are in this position!
After you try these positions and are still going strong but feel tired, you can always get on your knees and do doggie style or whatever other position your hearts desire.
Remember to fantasize in the shower. Press each other up on the wall. Wash each others hair. Talk dirty and tell your partner their a dirty little whatever, haha. The shower is a great place to get dirty while you're getting cleaned. You will come out feeling even more refreshed than you usually do showering. Live it up in there and have fun with each other. Just remember to Shut The Front Door and maybe wear some protection!
