drunkenness

So apparently last night during my drunken amusement, I was texting in the middle of the street and the cops where telling a guy friend of mine to move me out of the street. I kept telling them it was fine, and I can text wherever I want to because I am over 21 and had my ID on me.  Then, I told them that cars weren't meant to hit people, so no one was going to hit me...  I had an explanation to my doing... pure drunken logic at it's finest!  I don't remember this at all. What a gem I am, haha.