top ten???!?!?!

I was reading Rolling Stone magazine, the August issue, and I ran across a lot of greatness to write about.  Larry David is on the cover to begin, who is AMAZING!  Curb Your Enthusiasm is one hell of a tv show on HBO.  If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.  You will be laughing your ass off the whole time.

One article I run across I couldn't help but giggle to myself.  Title, "For the First Time Since 2004, Record Biz Is Up."  This is pretty exciting for a lot of artists, and I feel no matter how hard times get people will always continue to buy music because this is what keeps us going.  The thing that made me laugh was when I saw the "Top 10 Albums."  I thought to myself, where the hell did everyone's music taste go?!  AWFUL!  Parents need to teach their kids a lesson or two about music because these teeny-boppers, baby-boomers choice of music BLOWS!

Top 10 Albums

1. Adele,21

    Albums sold: 2,517,000

2. Lady Gaga, Born This Way

    Albums sold: 1,540,000

3. Mumford & Sons, Sigh No More

    Albums sold: 982,000

4. Jason Aldean, My Kinda Party

    Albums sold: 763,000

5. Bruno Mars, Doo-Wops & Hooligans

    Albums sold: 686,000

6. Justin Bieber, Never Say Never: The Remixes (EP)

    Albums sold: 676,000

7. Chris Brown, F.A.M.E.

    Albums sold: 646,000 

8. Various Artists, NOW 37

    Albums sold: 637,000

9. Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday

    Albums sold: 609,000

10. Katy Perry, Teenage Dream

      Albums sold: 600,000

Herrera, Monica. Rolling Stone Magazine. Issue 1136. August 4, 2011.  Page 22. 

I will give three of those artists credit.  The rest I hear one song by them and I'm sick of it either that second or after the third time I've heard it.  Mumford & Sons is an amazing band, I will give this Top 10 list an applause just for that.  This exact same issue of Rolling Stone has a great article on Mumford & Sons as well.  Another reason to buy it.  Mumford is taking over the US, and I dig that they are from Britain and play bluegrass music!  Plus, I love that Marcus Mumford dates Carey Mulligan... they were pen pals when they were children in church... isn't that the cutest! Haha.

  

I'm shocked I don't see other bands on this list, such as, Taylor Swift or Beyonce... two more that I'm not into, haha.  I'd like to see REAL musicians on here such as Bon Iver, or Foster the People, or even Radiohead.  I will give that Adele can sing and is a beautiful person, but if I hear Rolling in the Deep one more time, I may flip.  I will also give Jason Aldean credit.  I'm not huge into country, but I don't mind his music.  He usually has a whole cd that is bearable, and most are pretty fun...none of those country songs that make you depressed listening to it.  I also live in WI, so I need to suck it up when it comes to country and represent every once in a while.    

Pep Talk 101

Another session of 'Pep Talk,' which is a section of my blog dedicated to sex!  Who doesn't like the idea of that?!  I was trying to think of what I could write today for like 15 minutes... there are so many things you could talk about with sex, but I came up with shower sex :-)

Shower sex, sexy!  I will note a few things before I get into the types of positions and stuff to help save yourself.  One thing I recommend gentlemen is to make sure the chick your about to bang in the shower is somewhat cosmetic free, or you're about to bust your ass laughing at what you thought was hot just becoming a clown with the make-up smearing all over her face.  That is not hot and could totally ruin the mood.  Second, make sure the water is NOT scorching hot.  If it's too hot that can actually cause breathing problems, so hopefully your ass doesn't have asthma or you may be shit out of luck.  Men, we all know what cold water does to you, so let's stay away from that too.  Third, make sure your bathroom is clean!  I will not step into a shower that looks like there is mold all over the ceiling or shower curtain, or your roommates hair building up on the wall that they forgot to clean up.  I will not wash you with a nasty bar of soap or smelly sponge.  That shit is sick!  I want to feel clean in the shower even if we are getting dirty!
Set the mood!  IF you want to get all romantic, light some candles, dim the lights down if that's possible, put on some Marvin Gaye or whatever you listen to.  Get your lady excited about having shower sex... not all women enjoy it.   Miley Cyrus looks ready for this!  HAHA

Anyway, who isn't ready for hot steamy water showering over you as you deeply kiss your partner and sensually caress each other?  This is all natural and refreshing.
Before actually stepping in the shower, it's always smarter with a chick to start on a dry area... a bed, couch, or the counter.  I would recommend the counter more because you guys can check each other out in the mirror and lock eyes... sounds more fun.  Check out what you are about to get into!  I'm not saying you have to start penetration yet, but the more you lube up your woman, the smarter for shower sex.  Caress her, use your hands, and mouth.  Rev her up, and hopefully she does the same thing back.
Next, get your booties into the shower, but remember, you are getting into a slippery area.  Don't act like wild jungle animals or your gonna see your ass fall and have a broken hip or some shit.  That doesn't sound fun.  I actually know someone who had that happen to them.
When you first get into the shower, don't rush for sex.  Take your time, build up your water bill, FOREPLAY!  I cannot push this enough.  Massage each other, wash each other.  Get the flow going even more.  It makes it more erotic.  Use scented soaps and oils, enhance the aroma.  Foreplay helps lubricate your lady up, which is highly needed in the shower because water washes away natural lubrication.  If a chick isn't lubricated and has water in her vag, it can get painful for some or make her feel like she's a virgin again.  So be intimate and seduce each other.  If you feel more comfortable, buy extra lubrication (non water based kind) and use that to help.
If you have a shower head that is detachable, use it!  This will make your lady go wild.  The vibrations massaging her clit and jolts of water spitting at it will turn her on twice as much, I guarantee it.  It is very common that women use those to masturbate with already.  I wish I had one, haha.
When you start having sex, watch the positions you do.  No one wants water spurting into their eyes.
Positions to try:
My personal favorite would be the bodyguard!  Have the chick spread her legs and put her hands on the wall... like the picture at the top of this article.  Bend your knees slightly and go in from behind.  It's like spooning but also has similarities with doggy style.  You can still continue to caress each other, massage her breasts, or even her clit.  This position or even many standing positions may be difficult depending on the height of each person.  If you aren't in the shower you can always you a stool or something similar.
Another position you can try is the dancer, which is a little more intimate than the bodyguard.  It's pretty much missionary standing up, but the chick wraps one leg around the guy, like she is dancing on a poll almost.  It's more face to face and better for kissing.  
If you are a more flexible woman, you can do the sex position called the ballerina.  It's the exact same thing as the dancer, except you put your leg all the way up over the guys shoulder.  You may need to hang on to something, haha.
If you feel you won't fall/slip gentlemen, you can always pick your lady up and have her wrap her legs around you as you support her.  Some girls may feel nervous about this position or self conscious about you picking her up, so maker her feel sexy and give her a reason to not feel that way.  Just do not drop her, or you are done with that, haha.  Grab that booty while you are in this position!
After you try these positions and are still going strong but feel tired, you can always get on your knees and do doggie style or whatever other position your hearts desire.
Remember to fantasize in the shower. Press each other up on the wall.  Wash each others hair.  Talk dirty and tell your partner their a dirty little whatever, haha.  The shower is a great place to get dirty while you're getting cleaned.  You will come out feeling even more refreshed than you usually do showering.  Live it up in there and have fun with each other.  Just remember to Shut The Front Door and maybe wear some protection!

'Entourage'

Here it comes HBO fans, July 24th, 2011 will be the premiere of the last season of 'Entourage.'  What a SAD moment.  There will only be 8 episodes in this season, and it will be bittersweet!  Who wants to see Adrian Grenier disappear off HBO?!  Not me!  Or even Jeremy Piven, who plays one of my favorite characters Ari Gold, who is a crazy, neurotic Hollywood agent! 

This photo was taken at the premiere, which I found off Mark Wahlberg's Tweeter page.  I think these guys are excited, yet bummed out.  Working on a set that long, you become a family with one another.  I have had the chance to work on a couple sets writing, and when the director yells, "Cut, that's a wrap!,"  It's one happy moment for the accomplishment and time spent, but a bummer moment for having to end it.  It's a load of fun.  I cannot even imagine how much fun these guys were having while filming and even off set.
The premiere was a big hit at Beacon Theathre in New York July 19th.  Even after losing against Japan last Sunday, Hope Solo and Alex Morgan of the U.S. Women's soccer team even made the premiere, looking refreshed, and having the same feeling of bittersweet in their hearts.  I wish I could have been there! 

My favorite part about the whole show is that this was primarily a show based off of Mark Wahlberg and his friends.  They obviously went in a more fictional way with it as Wahlberg would be exposing a lot of his past, life, and violent history he has had, but they still kept the idea of a Hollywood actor and his close friends developing their lives in the spot light.  Vincent Chase is the character to be most like Wahlberg and "E" or Eric Murphy, played by Kevin Connelly, is most based on Mark Wahlberg's friend and executive producer to the show, Eric Weinstein.  In real life, I find Wahlberg and Weinstein connected at the hips they are such good friends.  Even in 2007, when Wahlberg made a cameo in the pilot of 'Entourage', Eric Weinstein was walking right next to him :) He's the big dude in the brown velvet track suit, haha. 

Johnny "Drama" Chase, who plays Vince's half-brother, chef, trainer, and bodyguard, is a wannabe actor who has a harder time than Vince making it into the spotlight.  He is my least favorite on the show, no offense to Kevin Dillon, but he's such a whinny baby, tries way too hard, and is usually pretty selfish!  Now in real life, this character is based off of Mark Wahlberg's real cousin, Johnny "Drama" Alves. Donnie Wahlberg, Mark's older brother, hired Alves to keep Mark Wahlberg out of trouble as he flourishes as a young star in Hollywood.  So all and all, Johnny Chase, does the exact same thing for Vince.  P.s. Donnie Wahlberg is in New Kids on the Block!  This makes me giggle! hehe.    

Oh ya, those Wahlberg's got "The Right Stuff" even when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark! Hahaha!
Anyway, Salvatore "Turtle" Assante, played by Jerry Ferrara, was based on Mark Wahlberg's bitch, to say the least, Donnie Carroll aka "Donkey."  He was Wahlberg's gofer, which is a person who runs your errands for you, like picks up your dry cleaning or gets you coffee... the exact same thing "Turtle" does.  The sad part about this, is that Donnie Carrol passed away in 2005 due to an asthma attack.  I'm glad they kept "Turtles" role in the show... I don't think it would have been the same without him even if "Turtle" can be a little sketchy. Ari Gold is based off Mark Wahlberg's real-life agent, Ari Emanuel.  Emanuel is a well known fan of the Democratic Party, is founder of the Endeavor Talent Agency in Beverly Hills, California, and has also represented Martin Scorsese, Matt Damon, and Larry David.  This guy is a pretty big deal, and I think it's pretty rad that he can say he has a character based off himself played by the sexy Jeremy Piven!
I will miss all the other actor cameo's, and all the drunken messes these guys get in.  The hot men and women, the cars, the rock n roll, the drugs, and everything else will surely be missed. "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction coming on over my television... shit, I guess I will just have to Netflix and start all over.

holy fire!

Last night at 2am, I witnessed my first car fire.  My roommate was tipsy on our patio and called me out yelling, "Holy shit, FIRE!"  It was right down my street in a parking lot.  Someone lit someones car on fire... poor person.  Someone's money down the drawn.  Who the hell does that to someone?!  I then found out that four more cars were lit on fire earlier in the week up the street in a parking ramp.  WTF?!  I feel awful for those people.  That's so sketchy!  I did capture this on video with my phone, so here's to entertainment.

wtf, omg, lmfao, fml

What are your thoughts of talking on the phone? 
I feel nowadays everyone from my generation or younger hates talking on the phone.  I have friends I will call to clarify plans with who won't answer when I call, but they will text me back saying, "Hey, what's going on for the night?"  Then the text conversation lasts about 20 minutes when you could have just answered and talked it out in less than five minutes.  This stuff drives me nuts!  I will admit, I hate talking on the phone.  I get bored or sometimes can't always multi-task.  Sometimes I prefer face to face more or feel being in person is more intimate or personable.  Sometimes people talk too much or repeat the same story over and over but differently.  Sometimes a friend will call and bitch about life and go on and on about a guy or job, and you could careless.  I hate those moments on the phone.  Who doesn't?! 
On the other hand, if I haven't heard from a person in a while and they call, I can talk for hours with them, especially my best friends or people who have moved away.  I can talk for hours with my family members on the phone, less it's about something heated... then I just want to shoot myself.  If I have a long distance relationship, I can talk with that person for hours.  Though I feel most guys I know hate talking on the phone.  I don't always like that.  Girls need to know their men aren't running around being crazy or whatever and need to know that person is there for them.  Girls like to feel secure or appreciated... talking on the phone with their dude can show that.  It's not like you need to talk for hours but a simple hello can show a lot.       
Now when it comes to texting... I use to hate it.  I hate when people text you 'hey' and that's it.  Then you say 'hey' back, and they say 'what's up'.... I CANNOT STAND THAT!  Put it all in one text!  Then all this slang came out like brb, lmfao, lol, fml... my parents would have no clue what any of those stand for!  My mom barely knows how to even turn on a cell phone as it is.  She for sure can't open a text message.  That is beyond her imagination!  But I have grown to love texting.  It's so convenient at times!    
So today, I was at the mall buying myself a Clay Matthews shirt :) and my parents called me.  I answered... big mistake!  I am still on my parents cell phone plan.  We have a family plan that usually works real well.  I never go over my minutes since I hate talking on the phone, but my parents refuse to give me unlimited texting since they do not understand it.  They don't see why I cannot just pick up the phone and call someone.  They don't understand that sometimes texting is more convenient depending where you are or what you're doing.  They think it is lazy and an easy way to get out of talking to someone, and they also feel it is making my generation dumb in communication skills.  That people are more scared to talk on the phone now.  So on my phone they have given me 750 texts.  750 is a huge number but not when all your friends do is text.  I went over... by A LOT!  They yelled at me and told me to stop being so lazy on the phone, and I explained it would be cheaper if they just got unlimited texting but still no comprehension.  I explained I would never go over if I had unlimited, but apparently paying the price for unlimited is a waste of money and not necessary.  Doesn't the bill show that is it?  That was my question of thought.  In the end, they decided to turn my text messaging off, and now I feel completely miserable, as if I lost my phone at a bar type of feeling and will never get it back.  LOST!  My roommate text me and came home and said, "why didn't you answer my text?"  Hmmm... maybe cause I cannot even receive them!  UGH!  It's pretty pathetic actually, haha.  I mean I feel lost without texting right now.  It's stressing me out.  That is sad, haha.  I wonder if I got any texts today, and if any of my friends thought I was ignoring them since I couldn't get it nor reply.  UGH!!!  I was so mad at my parents.  Sorry I went over.  I offered to pay it even, but no... they take my texting off.  What am I suppose to do when I am bored out of my mind at work tomorrow?!  I have Saturday night off from work, and now I actually have to call people to make plans?  OMG, people will have to answer their phone to talk to me!  HAHA.  It's the end of the world (sarcasm). 

Next week on my day off, I am going into a cell phone place and getting my own plan, and holy shut the front door, I cannot wait!  Unlimited texting, here I come!                 

not only do the vikings sucks, but no beer?!?!?!?!

"The MillerCoors brewing company will soon be forced to pull 39 brands of beers from every restaurant, bar and liquor store in the state of Minnesota.  It's all because the company wasn't able to renew their brand label registration far enough in advance before the state's government shut down." -Chris Welch @ CNNMoney 

Holy shut the front door!  I would be a VERY sad lady if this happened in Wisconsin.  This is one more reason why Minnesota sucks!  I love beer!  I would be stocking my fridge like it was the end of the world!  Going to any tailgate, party, bar, party, wedding just officially sucked in MN.  If I went without PBR, Miller HighLife, or Coors Lite, I would be irate!  Yes, I love beer this much!  I would probably hurt someone for one!  This will hurt a lot of local businesses, but I know MillerCoors won't be hurting... they got enough drinkers in this state and all the other cool states!  Hopefully that shit gets resolved... until then I don't plan on going to MN.    

To read the whole article:

give me a beer, damnit!  

luck

So if you are into hollywood media news, you should know that "crazy Jackie," Mila Kunis is going to a ball with a marines.  I give Mila kudos for this one.  She's making some guys dream come true, and at the same time supporting the troops.  Thank God she doesn't look like or act like Meg in real life from 'Family Guy.'  Mila was born in the Ukranian SSR and has dated Macaulay Culkin in the past for 8 years!  She's also against the idea of marriage for the time being and has also gone on a date with Aaron Rodgers from the Green Bay Packers.  I bet she has a crazy side inside, haha.  You don't go from Culkin to Rodgers... HUGE difference, but I dig it.  She did an amazing job in the 'Black Swan.'  If you have not seen that movie yet, I encourage you.  It reminds me of 'Fight Club' in a weird way.     

"Mila Kunis will be serving her country in November - by attending the Marine Corps. Ball in Greenville, N.C. Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, posted a video on YouTube last month asking the actress to be his date to the event on Nov. 18." - CBSNews
Mila's publicist declared that it is true that she is going to attend.  Her co-star of 'Friends with Benefits,' Justin Timberlake encouraged the idea as well.  Pretty rad.  She will be the hottest chick there, hands down.  
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20078447-10391698.html 

Other news in the media world, Michael Todd of Coheed & Cambria  was arrested for robbing a Walgreen's pharmacy in MA on July 10th. He said he had a bomb and stole six bottles of oxycontin. He did this all before a show, opening up for Soundgarden. HAHAHA.  This is so pathetic to me.  He got kicked off the tour, but Coheed & Cambria didn't cancel any of their shows, and the band found immediate replacement.  Please go to rehab Michael Todd before you embarrass yourself again.  I have seen Coheed & Cambria in concert a few years ago with Alkoline Trio and Avenge Sevenfold.  They put on an amazing show with an amazing light show.  Now, I wonder if Michael Todd was messed up during the show, haha.  My God! 


A link you must read! 
http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-11-he-black-eyed-peas-to-take-an-indefinite-break
It's about time they take a break!  I saw them in concert a long time ago because they opened for someone I wanted to see.  I was highly disappointed.  The dancing was awesome.  Fergie wore regular jeans, heels, and a zip-up jacket.  I was expecting something fierce from her.  Their stage designed sucked too.  The singing was fine, but I think it's time for a break.  I cannot listen to another song by them right now.  Sorry BEP's.  

Army of Me

Song of the day that I cannot stop listening to.  Bjork may be a little out there, but she's a genius.  She isn't scared to be bold, which I dig, a lot!  Also Sucker Punch was surprisingly a good movie.  I thought it would suck, but the fight scenes were as raw as an anime fight scene, which is pretty hard to do in real life. Also comes from the same director of 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead, which all have great cinematography.  Zack Snyder does a pretty damn good job.  Cinematography is one of my favorite parts of filming!  Also a fun fact, Zack Snyder was born in Green Bay, WI!  Boo ya to WI having a movie winner!  It's a deep movie with a good purpose.  The ending message is extremely optimistic and also makes you want to get up and start kicking ass.  It is full of feminism, but it was a gooood movie.  One of the best parts of the movie is that Carla Gugina is in it.  You may know her from Son-in-Law with Paulie Shore, Entourage, Sin City, Watchmen, or even now Californication, but I know her as one sexy, America-Italian, BABE! No, I am not a lesbian (have nothing wrong with them)... I'm just comfortable with my sexuality and saying if a chick is a babe or not :)

a song about your box and samuel l. jackson!

So I had one hell of a day working a double... I'm a server.  If any of you other servers ready this.  You know how sometimes at the end of a double shift you just want to punch your boss and tell him to fuck off but can't???  This is how I feel right now!  Great feeling... 
Anyway, I got home and thought about writing another Pep Talk article to improve my mood, but I found a couple interesting videos I want to share instead. 

This video was created by Mooncup, which is a company that makes silicone menstrual cups.  Last year they had a bunch of women write to them and tell their favorite nickname for their vagina.  You can actually buy this song on iTunes and proceeds go to charity.  Right on to the people it is helping... I won't diss that part, but seriously???  HAHA!  What are people doing with their time???  I have experience in filming, and I know someone had to write this song, the music for it, get costumes, make-up and hair, lighting, filming, edit, etc... Find something better to do with your time!  A two minute video could actually take time to film, haha.  I wonder how many takes they had to do making this.  It's a message trying to tell women to get to know their lady part using every damn word you can think of to call your bucket.  If you don't know your own damn vagina, you are an idiot!  I will give them this... if you don't know your lady parts, then you cannot really enjoy sex or let loose with yourself fully.  So hey, ladies, go play with your little bean and figure out what your peachy lips are all about.  :-)


Now something to help you go to bed:  Samuel L. Jackson narrating Go The Fuck To Sleep.

So many times I would like to say this to kids or even my roommates!  Samuel L. Jackson, you rock!

baby making and the SF Giants

So I just read an article online called, "Giants fans compete to birth 'World Championship Baby.'  The Bay area is apparently having a contest for all the pregnant women with the first child after 7:54pm PT on August 1st.  Apparently this will help get rid of their drought of losing since they won in 2010 against the Texas Rangers.  People having more sex and bringing more babies into the world... a world that is way over populated as it is, but they are encouraging unprotected sex... rock on!  The prize is said to be "an announcement in the paper, a secured brick at AT&T Park with your World Champion baby's name, a gift card for $2,010, and an official certificate signed by the Giants."  Bring on the positive energy by making love and having a kid!  Apparently, this brings good luck???  HAHAHA.  I hope that this kid grows up and hates the Giants... that kid doesn't even know what $2,010 looks like or understand the concept of this whole thing.  Marketing merchandise and making a baby famous... way to go Giants.    
 feel free to read the article...
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Giants-fans-compete-to-birth-8216-World-Champi?urn=mlb-wp11717
The Giants are my favorite team in the West.  I was stoked for them when they won, but move over... It's Brew Crews turn.   

West standings as of right now:   

Team	W	L	PCT	GB
	SanFrancisco	50	39	.562	-
	Arizona	48	41	.539	2.0
	Colorado	41	47	.466	8.5
	San Diego	40	49	.449	10.0
	LA Dodgers	38	51	.427	12.0

drunkenness

So apparently last night during my drunken amusement, I was texting in the middle of the street and the cops where telling a guy friend of mine to move me out of the street. I kept telling them it was fine, and I can text wherever I want to because I am over 21 and had my ID on me.  Then, I told them that cars weren't meant to hit people, so no one was going to hit me...  I had an explanation to my doing... pure drunken logic at it's finest!  I don't remember this at all. What a gem I am, haha.  

Midnight In Her Eyes

So my concert night...

Plans: work during the day... pregame with friends... head to Summerfest and see Cage the Elephants, Florence + the Machine, and The Black Keys.

I had to work at noon.  I went in and told my boss I couldn't be there past 4pm because I had other obligations for the evening. He asked what, and I was honest.  He completely understood and let me go home at 2:30pm.  I was so pumped.  I got lunch after and grabbed a Dos Equis while watching Sweden kick the USA in the World Cup.  I no longer miss playing soccer.  Fuck playing in humid weather or dealing with bitches who get crazy about passing the damn ball.  So afterwards, I took the bus home who I sat behind a guy who was black with a giant wart on his neck, fucking sick... I just turned my ipod on louder and looked outside jamming to The Strokes and The Hives.   Can't go wrong with either.  I got home and took a cold shower because I can't stand fucking heat or my long ass hair drying in it.  I need a hair cut.  Anyway, my friend Emily arrives while I am still in my towel.  I dress as we crack a beer and wait for others to arrive.  She tells me about a dude I sort of introduced her too and how she's crazy about him.  Can't help I'm a good love maker.  It's a fucking talent, and I'm good at it.  I rarely ever fail!  So finally a few of my other friends arrived and we pregamed... played fuck pyramid and key hold beers on my porch like we are in high school again.  We jammed and got prepared.  I was tipsy by the time we left, not to mentioned my friends made me drink a few Jim Beam and cokes (the devil comes out with whiskey). We called a cab... he was Arab... big surprise...

Finally we arrive at the Summerfest grounds... we went in and bought a few beers.  We got there while Cage the Elephant were performing... I don't care for them as much as the other two.  I told a couple of my friends to go in as my other ones and I stood outside enjoying the sunset and realizing we are going to see THE BLACK KEYS in less than an hour!  We were so stoked.  We were hugging with excitement running through out blood.  So we finally get in and see a few songs by the first band... time passes and finally Florence + the Machine....  'Howl' was the song they started with... my favorite song they perform.  I was so drunk at this time, I introduced myself to the people in front and behind us and told them to fucking prepare for madness because I was ready to dance like a damn hippie at 1969 Woodstock, and you bet your ass I did!  I was so pumped.  Florence didn't even come out for a couple minutes.  The band jingled away, and she finally came out in a maroon flowing dress that was angelical.  I cried.  I was so ecstatic.  I have a lesbian crush on her hands down.  She's only 24 and rocks out like a Goddess with some HOT hair!  My friend turned to me and said, "I'm more entertained by your excitement than the band itself."  I was so beyond pumped.  The band was beautiful.  They rocked every song better than their cd, and I highly recommend seeing them live.  'Dog Days Are Over', they got the crowd really into it, and their harp player rocked the whole concert!  Florence pounded on her drum :)

Intermission happened, and I had to piss like a damn race horse but the lines were like a damn Walmart introducing the new Harry Potter or Black Friday all over again.  I called the man I'm dreaming about while I was standing in line, which only made me smile even more.  He's amazing!  ;)

I finally get back into the concert, and The Black Keys were already out... I was walking to my seats alone, stopped, and screamed.  A dream came true tonight for this chick.  Daniel and Patrick fucking rocked it!  I got to my seat with my friend handing me another beer to quench the thirst.  We jammed the rest of the night away and sang on the top of our lungs.  The Black Keys blew me out of the water!  More amazing live than I imagined, which freakin rocks!  That's the way it should work.  Their lights were mainly black and white, which sticks to their signature look, but they added a few other colors to entertain.  They invited other instrumentalists out to play with them for some songs, and they also had an encore!  They played every song I wanted to hear.  AMAZING!  Half way through this concert, I realized one of my friends went missing only to find out she left her ticket with one of us so she went home to her boyfriend instead of calling us to get in again.  She freaking missed out!  Go see the Black Keys if you ever get a chance!  AMAZING!

After the concert, we met up with a couple other friends and reminisced about the concert.  What was your favorite song and vice versa.  We grabbed some pizza, and at this exact moment I realized I was shitfaced.  I thought I lost my purse, camera, and phone, which was on my arm the whole time.  We walked back to my friends car who was sober (thank God), and at this moment I drunk dialed a few people... opps.  I peed in an field. Then, we walked by a man who I thought was standing over a body!  Emily thought it was a horse (it was super dark out), then she yelled out it was a monster, and I somehow took this further and said he murdered someone...  it was just a guy riding his bike stopping to pee. HAHA, but Emily and I took our shoes off and booked it.  I didn't know what to do.  It's not everyday you find someone standing over someone still in the middle of a freaking field, then waking up the next day realizing it was just a man peeing next to his bike!  God, I was drunk!  We went to a bar and found some friends.  I fell and busted up my knee hugging a friend.  I also found my hand bloody... no clue how.  It hurts like Steve Carrel getting waxed in 40 Year Old Virgin. I drank more beer to concur the pain... $2 taps at Yield!  I don't even give a shit that my hand was bleeding nor the fact my knee is bruised up today... I saw Florence + the Machine, and The Black Keys!!!  A DREAM FUCKING COME TRUE!  <3         p.s. I wasn't even hungover today... Thank Goodness :)

Wisconsin lovin'

only in WISCONSIN

click on above link and read that article!  wtf is wrong with some WI people?!?!  freakin' drunk! haha.  i laughed pretty hard reading that. 

so tonight i am going to summerfest and seeing cage of the elephant, florence + the machine, and the black keys.  i am wicked excited.  getting drunk and good friends.  i'm so excited i may cry!  haha.  wish everyone i loved was with me.  i'm ready to rock the fuck out!